Poor guy never had a chance

Some parents should just be shot.

What were his parents thinking?

Poor, poor Harry. I think a good deal of people would consider a name like this a form of child abuse these days.

Is that all?

I wonder where the rest of him is.

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Seems everywhere you go now, you just cannot escape advertisments.

Found Him!

Well that was easy. Poor Waldo guess all that stress of people constantly looking for him, never giving the poor guy a break was just too much to bear. RIP buddy.

Can you feel the love?

Were you able to spot the real sentiment? If not, scroll down. This is an actual tombstone in Mount Royal Cemetery in Montreal



The cryptic message occurred to the monument maker after he finished sandblasting it into stone. "Afterwards, as I'm done, I'm looking at it and I’m like, 'Wow.' I noticed it just like that," says John, whose full name won’t be published here for professional reasons. "This guy's ex-wife and mistress came in together and ordered the stone. They said the message represented him. It was a thing between the three of them,"

Time's up

Yes that is a real parking meter next to Barbara Sue's grave, and yes the meter does read expired. I got to give her props for her humor. Almost makes me want to change my mind about being cremated just so I can do this.